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JULIET JESKE

 

FrenchWhore
 

Theater

I have been performing since childhood, having appeared in numerous plays in Chicago and New York.

Most recently I was featured in the Drama Desk Award nominated "Cut to the Chase" produced by Parallel Exit,

written by my former husband Joel Jeske. Onstage I have done everything from opera, musical comedy and

non-musical roles, children's theater, sketch comedy and solo performance. In addition to performing

I have also worked as a costume designer for several Off Off Broadway productions.

I am a self taught seamstress and designer, a habit I picked up out of frugality and for the love of costumes.
I Recently directed comedian Jen Kwok's solo show as part of Ant Fest at Ars Nova

Writer

I wrote and produced my first script, "Franz & Zelda's Happy Time Cabaret Hour" at age 27.

The following year I wrote and produced "Zelda Darling's Super Happy Fun Show". But the show that is closest to my heart

would be my 2007 New York International Fringe Festival entry, "Princess Sunshine's Bitter Pill of Truth Funhouse"

The show pretty much sold out its run, and got overwhelmingly positive press.
I have also written three solo shows performed at the People's Improv Theater.
All of the content in my videos is written either by myself or in collaboration with another comedian.
My first ever written submission to the Huffington Post "Dating After Divorce in a City of Sluts" has become an international
phenomenom. I have been asked to do interviews on Canadian radio and Australian television so far, and the story has
  spread all over the internet. I am completely in shock over its success!
GloomyGoth Comedy
I perform as one of nine different characters as an emcee in variety and burlesque
I have also worked with the political sketch comedy group, Turn Left and was featured
as Hillary Clinton in other latest film, "Turn Left at Pennsylvania Ave" which was just accepted in the Action on Film, film festival.
I have also studied improvisation at the Annoyance Theater in Chicago, IL and the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York city.
And you can sometimes see me impersonating various politicians or political pundits with Laughing Liberally at The Tank.
I perform stand-up in several venues around the city usually with my ukulele. Basically I will perform at almost any stage
that will have me.
On Camera
I have created and produced several video shorts and I am a frequent video blogger at
The Huffington Post. One of my parodies of Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman was featured in CNN's the Situation Room
I was also featured in the SEIU sponsored web series haarm.org produced and written by
Laughing Liberally NY which included Lee Camp, Katie Halper, Justin Krebs and Negin Farsad.
Over the years I have worked on several independent and industrial films and I am a proud
member of AFTRA and SAG
Burlesque and Variety
Around New York I hosts various Burlesque and Variety Shows and up until recently produced two of my own,
"Wham, Slam, Bam Variety Hour" and "Hard Candy Burlesque" at The Delancey in the Lower East side of Manhattan.
I am onstage as any number of my various alter egos my most recognized being
Princess Sunshine - The Burnt out performer for kids, but also as
Contessa Mocha - Former European Pop Star
Mistress U-Betcha - A Dominatrix from Minnesota
  Cutlass Supreme - The Original Minsky Girl!
KillerKate
The Gloomy Goth Girl - An angry youth poet from the Upper East Side
The 1950's Drunken Housewife - The title says it all
Frenchie - A Lusty Frenchman
Fraulein Shtup - The Weimar Badass
Lovely Lonelyhearts - A chanteuse
Poor Klown - A German Clown
The Angry Irish Lass - She's Angry she is Irish
Jersey Girl - A Tacky Gal from The Garden State in a Gold Jumpsuit!
And I am constantly coming up with new ones!
I enjoy writing satire songs for my various characters and usually accompany myself on accordion or ukulele.
Special Skills
I have been known to walk on three foot painter stilts for money!
I also paint children's faces, from cat to batman to mummy...you name it, I paint it.
Music
A classically trained soprano, I have twice toured the country as a paid singer with the Cornerstone
Chorale and Brass. And for about a second I fronted a Goth/Punk band in my hometown of
St. Louis. I was terrible at music theory in college but for some reason I still work with music from writing
show tunes, children's music, satire songs, or arranging three part harmony.
  I am constantly writing new songs, but most of them never see the light of the stage. Some of my more popular songs are
Sunshine "Backup Plan"
"Younger Piece of Ass"
"Man Whore"
"If you want to F*ck a Skank" and many more
Random Fun Facts
My father was an auto mechanic. He worked for the Gas Company and was UNION. He wore a blue shirt with his name on it.
 
My mother was a French teacher, she taught at my junior high, three of my best friends had her as a teacher.
 
I told my mother when I was 8 years old that I wanted to be a nun. I think she is still hoping that will happen.
 
In my first grade entrance exam to Catholic School I scored the highest in my class. Sadly, I didn't finish top of my class.
 
My favorite comedian without question, is the late great Bill Hicks. He was a man without fear and with amazing artistic integrity.
 
I have been a vegetarian for my entire adult life and I enjoy cooking and baking.
 
  I Bake both Vegan and Traditional baked goods and sometimes sell them for profit!!!
ConeyIsland
 
And I work as a clown and children's performer to pay the rent. www.rednosesnyc.com
 
I have had a LOT of survival jobs such as:
  • Cigarette Girl
  • House of Blues Cocktail waitress
  • Children's Museum employee
  • Trade show booth bimbo
  • Answering service operator
  • Singing waitress
 
  • Bank concierge
Mocha
  • Office Manager
  • Editorial Assistant
  • Big head character - like the ones at Disney world
  • Various hideous temp jobs
  • Youth soccer coach
Hobbies and Loves
I love to bake, and I am known for making the best damn cookies you have ever eaten. And I mean actual cookies.
I adore Sci-Fi movies from the seventies, the cheesier the better
The Warriors, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Anchorman and Brazil are some of my favorite movies EVER!
I read mainly non-ficition and I am obsessed with books about biology, neuroscience, human behavior, politics and economics
I also love reading about religion but I am not religious
I once got to play Sarah Palin at a book signing and all I wanted to do was to ask Naomi Klein for her autograph
I am horribly unathletic, name the sport and I am bad at it.
I love reading and I pride myself in the speed in which I can rip through a book
I also spend way too much time with Facebook, and the internet in general
I am a master cyber stalker, I can find out just about anything about anyone...it is kind of a problem
I can't stand the beach or anything tropical
I rarely drink alcohol and would consider myself straight edge - no drugs prescription or otherwise
All photos on this website are not for reproduction with out permission
 
 
  Madonna
 
 

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